How can I become a super s**y guy?

Question

Ladies, please tell me the MOST EXTREME s**y things that I can do that will cause my wife to think OH MY G** I am SOOO turned on.

Y'know, like when a woman wears f*** me heels, bats her eyes at me, and smiles. Or, when she wears a bikini that is a little too small, then rubs lotion on the inside of her thighs. What's the magic formula for men to women?

Answer 1

be yourself an original is always worth more than a knock off.

Answer 2

wear a thong and crawl on the bed :]

Answer 3

shave your sack  

Answer 4

charming smile and long hair

Answer 5

Get the Bowflex Tread Climber