How can I become an absolute ruler?

Question

Something like an all powerful King.

Answer 1

The remnants of the absolute tribe are currently occupying a small island in the Pacific Ocean. I have negotiated this fantastic deal with the tribe. For a mere $1,000,000 they are willing to proclaim you their ruler. Thus you will immediately become an absolute ruler with the power to grant yourself any title, e.g. 'all powerful king'.

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Answer 2

Simple-- you need to take over the world.  I suggest you consult two sources.  The first is Machiavelli's The Prince: this will teach you how to gain your wishes in almost surreptitious fashion.  The second is Warner Brothers' Pinky and the Brain series.  They have many excellent ideas.

Answer 3

Dream

Answer 4

Absolute ruler?  Best way, start at the feet, and every 1/16 inch place a fine mark on your body, every 16 marks place a larger line, that will mean 1"..  Keep it up until you reach the top of your head.  This wil make you a "ruler" maybe not the kind you had in mind, but a ruler none the less.

Answer 5

lead a military coup in some country then crown yourself emperor or marry a queen ( princess who will become queen) or if you are rich , buy an island and make yourself king . if you achieve any of these remember who told you when you are looking for a president

Answer 6

If you can rule your self (completely) then you can rule the world.

Answer 7

Practice your s*x skills and I guarantee you`ll be King and an absolute ruler,she will tell you so then you will feel that you rule the world!!!!!!!!

Answer 8

pick me as best answer and you can rule my world

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Answer 9

Create a huge army, deploy it, and conquer a country. At least, it worked in the old days.

Answer 10

start your own country

Answer 11

Rule absolutely