How can I becum a astrinot?

Question

How can I becum a astrinot?

Answer 1

You?

Astro-NOT

I thought you were banned from Yahoo.  

Answer 2

Here's the brutal truth... you are not smart enough so just give it up. But don't be sad, McDonald's would probably hire you.  

Answer 3

Wiki definition of an astrinot:

noun; a comfort room dwelling profession where that particular individual interprets the glittering pee in the bowel as the stars and aurora, the circular fecal due to constipation as the planets, the wet and disarrayed fecal due to LMB is interpreted as the meteors and the funny smell of the fecal is interpreted as the universal consciousness where it has no physical form (5th dimension force).

Answer 4

Learn to spell first

Answer 5

first learn to spell correctly.

Answer 6

you'll need to pass english. Hmmm. That could be a problem i see.

Answer 7

oh god, not u again

Answer 8

First step is usually to join the military and generally as a pilot.

Answer 9

Practice spelling and math.

Answer 10

There are many ways to become an asstronaut.

you could go to school.

you could smoke alot of pot and look at astronaut pictures online.

you could convince people you are an astranaut untill everyone you know really thinks you are one.

you could get laid ALOT and call yourself an asstronaut.

Answer 11

how old are you?

Answer 12

first step is to learn to spell the word

Answer 13

hun stay in school make the best grades  focus on all subjects but more specifically math and science. join the air force further your studies. be in peak mental and physical condition be the best of the best. and learn how to use spell check. then maybe it might happen

Answer 14

astronaut you mean? just go to a camp and they'll tell you everything  

Answer 15

There are a lot of ways you can become an astronaut as there are a lot of different types of astronauts required for different missions.

One way is to join the armed forces and become an experienced pilot. You could then apply for the job of piloting the spacecraft.

Another way is to gain at least a masters and preferably a PhD in a discipline that would be useful as an astronaut.  Such disciplines would be engineering, biology, chemistry, medicine, physics, etc. With an expertise in one of these fields you could then apply as a Mission Specialist Astronaut.

The following brochure outlines the US Space Program and the general requirements for becoming an astronaut.

http://www.nasajobs.nasa.gov/astronauts/...

Answer 16

Seriously, Why don't you look it up on google or something?!