How can I better myself as a Ninja?

Question

I've always been a good ninja, doing what is right, and fighting evil. But my problem is that I'm just a good ninja, not a great one... I do what I can when I can, but its hard work hiding in the shadows.. there's only so many shadows now a days with all the lights and neon signs. And I can never seem to find proper Ninja attire anymore. I want to stay traditional, and so does my master, Master Fang, but there are so many great gadgets out there that will only aid my ninja-ness, and I really don't think that Master Fang understands or believes that times are changing. I've been so depressed lately... just the other day I noticed a 6 year old kid gawking at me, and in that small instance I wanted to tornado kick his face, but I didn't... I just threw down my ninja smoke and took off with tears in my ninja eyes. To all you Ninja's out there, please help me, how do better myself as a Ninja in these modern times?

Answer 1

I hate you.... Ninjutsu doesn't have tornado kicks. I'm am a practitioner of Bujinkan Ninjutsu and people like you give a bad image to real ninjas. Please die.

P.S. Die.

Answer 2

thank you for your answer about the pranking and your avatar is cute!! :D

Answer 3

Put down the crack pipe and seek professional help.

Answer 4

Reach down your ninja suit and juggle on some ninja smoke balls.

Answer 5

You will have to challenge 1,000 Shaolin monks, and take them all all at once.  When you beat them up you have convince them to cut off their own private parts, throw them in a meat grinder so that you can drink it to declare your supremacy over them!  In doing so, you will have reached ultimate ninja power!

Answer 6

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthre...

perhaps the dairy of this teenage ninja will help you....

Answer 7

focus on the matter at hand ,

dont be stupid and tell others about who you are

overcome evil with good

Answer 8

You should've just headbutted the boy, that would have been the wise thing to do.

Answer 9

stay in school

Answer 10

How to better yourself as a Ninja?

Hire yourself out to the local gang bangers and pull off a few murder for hires.  Then rob crack dealers and leave no witnesses.  If you get caught by the police, escape from prison killing a few guards along the way.  Assassinate a few police officers.  Torture drug dealers into revealing the location of their next payoff, then rob those guys (and leave no witnesses).

Watch the Joker on THE DARK KNIGHT, and do what he does.

If you survive all the above, your Ninja skills will have improved.  Otherwise forget being a Ninja and stop talking nonsense.

Answer 11

meditate until you float to mars or use your ultimate sacrafice move on the evil people of the world to tip the balance of good and evil to the side of good.

Answer 12

This guy is my teacher. He is really good but the problem is he lives in England.

I'll hook you up with him sometime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9nVENReG...

Answer 13

1st...realize you are not a ninja...and neither is that smartass bujinkan ninja who told you to die. (but much more so than you are)

nor is the guy who said ninja were the bad guys...he seriously needs to read some history and get a clue. and so do you...ninjas werent assasins hiding in shadows waiting to kill people. get a life.

seriously...there is no such thing as a ninja in todays world. navy seals, army rangers, marine force recon, green berets are the closest thing we have.

seriously...you're not a ninja, you're not practicing martial arts. and you're giving those of us who do a bad name (not to mention a stomache ache)....go get some "krotty" lessons. or something.

i wont tell you to die....i will tell you to get a life though.

Answer 14

Jump of a building and try to fly, preferably a very tall one, and also quit trolling like a tard.