How can I bribe Dmitar Berbatov to stay at Spurs?

Question

I want Berbatov to stay. He is one of our best players. I don't have Man UTD's cash, but I could arrange a supply of my mum's flapjack (with icing sugar on request) which is better than anything you can get in Manchester (even at the trendy new organic cafe's). Do you think it will work?

Answer 1

i'm sorry, but if he wants to leave spurs, no amount of bribery will make him change his mind

Answer 2

Kidnapp his family members.

Answer 3

u can only try.......  gd look  

Answer 4

do the same thing you did to ronaldo

threaten him and the club you had him

Answer 5

$1

Answer 6

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 7

Proberly wont work mate, im a United fan and i hope he stays at spurs , we need a young talent not a 27 year old that would play for 4 or 5 more years then he will be old, then we would have to buy another striker anyway =/ specially if hes costing £25m then its a waste of money.

Answer 8

no chance

Answer 9

Maybe you could offer him the possibility of winning trophies.

He will win plenty of them if he joins Man. Utd.

Answer 10

Kidnap Andy Garcia and sell him to United instead?

(honestly they could be twins, check the link if you wanna see)

http://www.boston.com/thingstodo/gotoit/...

Answer 11

Dude - as a Spurs supporter - I agree, he is one of the most talented players we have had in a long time - BUT, the team does not revolve around him - if he stays - GREAT  -  if he isn't happy and wants to make a mega amount of money and his heart is not at the club - let him go.

The money will buy another capable player

Answer 12

give him a potato. lol

Answer 13

There are always other talented players around.