How can I change my last name like Chad Johnson did?

Question

Or should I say Chad Ocho Cinco. You have to admit, it's hilarious to see "Chad Ocho Cinco" on the Cincinnati Bengals website and other places like ESPN and Sports Illustrated.

Answer 1

go to court

Answer 2

First, focus completely on self

Second, shout out, literally and figuratively, "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!, every moment of every day

Third, concern yourself - NOT - with your teammates' needs

Fourth, take responsibility for nothing, and complain about everything

At that point, you won't be him - who can be? - but you'll be as close as you can be.

The only problem is - we don't need or want another one.