How can I continue being slightly obnoxious and annoying to those around me even whilst I sleep?

Question

I'm asking for my homeboy, Styles Gagan.

P.S.

I'm a lady so please refrain from suggesting that I pass gas. Thank you.

Answer 1

snore.

I hate it when people snore and i'm trying to sleep. It's so annoying.

Or better yet be someone who moves every two seconds. but do it at random. Its annoying.

Answer 2

you? a lady?

oh come on now!

Answer 3

Park your car in front of their house let the car alarm go off then walk away.

I so want to naked Heimlich you right now!

Answer 4

Snore, loudly!!!!!

Answer 5

leave the television on loud without a sleep timer.

Answer 6

Why stop at slightly?  Go all the way to totally obnoxious?

Answer 7

Thanks for asking this... see, I don't really know how to be slightly annoying and obnoxious while I'm sleeping..

But you.. you're obviously a lady with many talents, and could annoy people in your sleep!

I guess you could sleepwalk, and sleepkick and sleeppunch, and sleepinsult people... but, as a guy, I can only do one thing at a time! :-)

Answer 8

snore, p**s the bed, f**t in your sleep (even ladies pass gas dear), let a bunch of goats roam the house while you're in bed, sleep walk in muddy boots all over your roommates clothes, etc

Answer 9

Pick your nose, scream and throw boogers at them! ...

Answer 10

Bring up a concern just before they go to bed, and leave them stewing...

Answer 11

sorry passing gas is the first thing that came to mind

so eat gassy food before you lay down.

Answer 12

snore and talk in ur sleep about him or kick him and lie that u move a lot when ur sleeping

Answer 13

power q***f, aww haaaaa, that's awesome, and I am a lady and f**t all the time. It is healthy and if done correctly, a major turn on.

Answer 14

I thought you were are a man...

Answer 15

Learn how to snore like the Three Stooges.

Answer 16

Why haven't you added me on this account hooker? Whilst is the most stupidest word evar