How can I convert a Hummer H2 into a hybrid vehicle that runs on liposuction waste?

Question

How can I convert a Hummer H2 into a hybrid vehicle that runs on liposuction waste?

Answer 1

The benefit of such a system would be two-fold.  Saving the environment and fossil fuels, AND removing weight from those that need it.

You, madam, are a genius!

Answer 2

I thought it was a dumb question at first until i started thinking about all the fat  tankers walking around  Guess that would solve obesity and the shortage of oil at the same time. You have got to be a genius.

Answer 3

Start with your f***y and work from there.

Answer 4

Just skip a few steps and squeeze a bag of KFC over a funnel leading to the gas tank.

Answer 5

haha brilliant!!! great idea :)

al gore should look into that, definetly.

go green :)

Answer 6

Hmm...I think I'd be good for one Atlantic crossing...

Answer 7

I'm now a ghost.  I just died laughing, and it's your fault.  Your @ss is SO haunted.