How can I convince my wife I got the herpes from a toilet seat at Long John Silvers?

Question

How can I convince my wife I got the herpes from a toilet seat at Long John Silvers?

Answer 1

lol.

You can't.

Anyone who paid a bit of attention in high school health class will no that is impossible.  

I have to tell you though, you could have had herpes for years and not known it. Then, through intercourse with your wife, she could have contracted it and had an outbreak.

If she has gotten it, it doesn't mean you didn't have it when you met. You can carry the herpes virus your entire life and never have an outbreak, her body just may react different.

Also, physicians don't routinely test for the herpes virus. In majority of cases, it has to be a requested procedure.

Good Luck and I am sorry.

Answer 2

It might be easier to convince her you got crabs from the toilet seat at LJS..... can you possibly exchange?

Answer 3

you are so stupid

Answer 4

Ha Ha that is funny KARMA BABY  

Answer 5

It is possible you always had an std ... but just never knew it. For example, lots of people have a low grade of HPV and not even know it. Most of the time they have no signs of hpv. Some people will have a breakout of warts once in their lives,then never agian and others wont ever get a breakout of warts throughout their lives but still have the virus.

I have hpv. My husband has hpv. I had a breakout and he didnt and he never showed any signs. Both of us are and always have been faithful.... its one of are old partners from the past that could of given us this virus to my husband or i. Do some research.

Answer 6

She knows about your mistress.  Tell her you got them from her mom.

Answer 7

if she is a white blond girl, then go for it she would believe you. if not then your assed out

Answer 8

You got herpes from some bad fish but it wasn't at long john silver's.....

Answer 9

you don't just take a sh*t and wake up with herpes!  You very well could of gotten them a long time ago and never had a break out. OR that woman you slept with is a w***e and you got them from her.  

Answer 10

Isn't Long John Silvers a little too classy for you?  

Answer 11

Just type an article on a blog under an assumed name and then print it out.....

Answer 12

gross..just nasty

Answer 13

Tell her you were going out to get her some flowers when this huge old guy took you by the throat and raped you. I guess he had herpes. Or tell her that you were molested when you were a kid and was to embarrassed to tell her earlier. lol I hope you are kidding though..  

Answer 14

I wouldn't think that was believable either. But if it's the truth, she'll just have to trust you.

Answer 15

I would not know about that but I must know,

Is your Finkelstein really Hairy.

Answer 16

wow

Answer 17

Is she stupid, most people know that you cannot get herpes from a toilet...

Answer 18

I think I just saw your wife go by in a U-Haul with all her belongings.

Answer 19

you mean while you were banging the waitress at long john silver's on the toilet seat, don't you???

Answer 20

Make her go sit on the seat herself. Its the only way! LOL!!!

Answer 21

maybe if you told her there was a long john in the toilet, she'd be more inclined to believe you.

Answer 22

only if she is as stupid as this question

Answer 23

The only way is to convince her that you were F***ing the toilet seat.  

Answer 24

not a chance. by the way either of you could have been carrying it for a while without an outbreak so that might be something to consider? If you did play around though, just be a man, own up to it and face the music. No need to add more lies to the pain of betrayal.

Answer 25

Tell her the truth. Personally, I'd be more ashamed to admit I ate at Long John Silver's.

Answer 26

Is she a blond? If so it's easy.

Answer 27

Idiot!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 28

i think it would be more convincing if u told her u got it from ur mother

Answer 29

LMAO