How can I convince parents to pay me for my report card?

Question

how can i convince my parents to pay me five dollars for every A that I get on my report card so for about 8 subjects i make 40 dollars

Answer 1

To be honest, your parents shouldn't have to pay you to make good grades.  You have to learn to do it on your own.  However, you might convince them to set up a savings account and deposit money in it for every A that you make.  The savings account can be used to help pay for your college expenses.

Answer 2

how about you get a job if you want to make money? you shouldn't expect your parents to pay you for what you are supposed to be doing. does someone pay them for raising you? be grateful.  

Answer 3

FIrst you need a sophisticated computer system with software drivers for an explosive.  You then retrain one parent  to the system and bomb, and set it to go off in an hour.  You build in a failsafe, where someone can punch in a code of 8 letters to deactivate the bomb.  You make that code your grades on the report card, and offer to sell it to the distraught other parent for however much money you need.

Answer 4

The same way that I convince you to pay them for allowing you to live in their home.  Your parents job is to work, support, raise you, and give you the opportunity for a good education.  Your job is to do well in school and become a self-supporting adult.  You need to get a grip!