How can I convnce my boss to f**t in my face?

Question

Back in my country a boss of an organisation will f**t in his employees face to give them inspiration, but in this country they dont. How can i convince my boss to f**t not only in my face but in the faces of all the other staff members. It seems so awkward so how can I ask him to break his lovely wind in our faces?

Answer 1

What is it this farting in peoples faces that trips your trolley?

You are the same idiot who posted

How do you think my wife will react?

" and I stuck my butt directly in her bosses face and blew out a huge f**t! Than I ran out the front door and went down to a friends house, but its nearly time for me to go home and I am dreading what she will say when I get there.

I doubt if you are old enough to have a job or a wife.

Answer 2

thats just nasty

Answer 3

Just tell him straightly

Answer 4

Wow. Bring lots of leather, chains, whips, handcufs etc. That would be a nice ice breaker.

Answer 5

Demand it.

Be the Man in the Relationship :]

Answer 6

Ok, listen up. I'm going to give you a few tips on how to be less of a stupid ********** and actually make something of your life. Unless you want to be cleaning bathrooms for the rest of your life, I suggest you follow my advice.

First of all, if you want people to take you seriously, try to form legible sentences. No one will believe you are from another country if you write like a thirteen-year-old American girl who can't pass English class.

For example, here are some errors in your question: there should be a comma after "country," "organization" is spelled wrong, "employees" should have an apostrophy, the second "country" should also have a comma after it, "dont" should be "don't," "i" should be capitalized, and there should be a question mark after "members."

Second, try to act more mature than you really are. Judging by your question, I'd say you have the maturity level of about an 8-year-old. If you ever want to make any friends, stop with the f**t jokes and try to act intelligent.

Follow my advice. You'll thank me later.

Answer 7

WOW!

awkward !

were u from!

hes not gonna f**t on ur face cuz its called DISRESPECT!

heard of that?

Answer 8

WHAT THE **** !?!?! YUR RETARDED YU ******* ALIEN !! GET A LIFE ND GET OFF YAHOO ANSWERS IF YUR GOING TO ASK STUPID QUESTONS! IDIOTTTT.

Answer 9

funny...

now get back to work ! (:

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