How can I destroy my iPod?

Question

I have a warranty where if my iPod is accidentally damaged they repair it free, and if they can't they send me a Circuit City gift card for the price I paid for it. I really want an iPod touch, but need ideas to destroy my iPod to the point of no repair. So far I have had the suggestions run over it with your car and drop it in the bathtub. Will getting it wet (bathtub idea) completely destroy it? or will they be able to fix it? any other ideas are appreciated!!

Answer 1

STOP!  Hammer Time.

Answer 2

put it in boiling hot salt water.

not only will the water wreck it, but the salt will corrode the internals, and the heat will also ruin the battery and screen

Answer 3

Blend it!

Say you 'accidentally' put it in your blender whilst putting some apples.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8H29jU8W...

Answer 4

put it outside in the sun. the battery might over heat and your ipod wont turn on.

Answer 5

soak it in salt water.

Answer 6

Wow, you don't see this everyday! Soaking it in water while it's powered on will kill it. There is a chance they can fix it but keep in mind it will probably be cheaper for them to replace it then fix it. Read the warranty carefully and make doubly certain "accidents" are covered because what you are doing isn't an accident, it's willful destruction.

*On the side, this isn't a moral thing to do.  

Answer 7

you cannot fix an ipod when it has been in water.

Make sure though when you do drop it in your not in the water.

Also make sure the ipod is on so you can make sure that it breaks.

And, make the water extrealy hot for maximum breakage.

by the way, the iPod touch is amazing.

I have the 8gb one and i never once regreted getting it.

Get the 2.0 software 2. It makes the iPod into a super machine.