How can I either sprain or break my left arm?

Question

I need to know what is the best way to either severely sprain or break my left arm, (when I say sprain, I mean my left wrist.)

Answer 1

ride down the street really fast and fall off bike

Answer 2

Don't be silly. Deal with what you don't want to deal with instead of breaking your arm.  

Answer 3

Go see a psychiatrist  

Answer 4

first of all, why would you want to do such a thing???

slam it in the car door really hard.

Answer 5

I remember asking this question on here this time last year. Then, I spent all summer with a heavy cast on, I had to get my arm broken again by docs afterwards, pinned together for 6 month before another cast, then splint. Then it was nerve tests and MRI scans all over christmas. Other than that, and the stiffness aching in the cold, and the pins and needles in the heat.. great idea huh? Apparantly the break is more damaging if it is done purposly, so you can expect a year like this :)

You probably dont care about this and arent gonna pay attention, cause I didnt either so im not gonna be hypocritial, I just wanna warn you.

:)