How can I enslave the human race?

Question

Any ideas?

Answer 1

I like vx's answer.

You might wanna throw in a free buffet, just to be sure.

Answer 2

You take control of the world's water supply and you can hier me to create a supercomputer that will mind control everyone.

I will be expecting you invitation...lol =)

Answer 3

fist make a hypno ray, then do whatever you want, then once u get caught use your hypno ray

Answer 4

NUCLEAR POOOOWWWER and big ***** so reproduce if man kind is killed and only the ladys are left

Answer 5

Step 1: Find a good sidekick.

Step 2: Hire me as your 'technical advisor/resident mad scientist

Step 3: Get that R&D done, so you can threaten the world with nice shiny uber weapons of mass destruction, and issue your ransom demands!