How can I entertain my pet ant when he comes to visit me this weekend?

Question

How can I entertain my pet ant when he comes to visit me this weekend?

Just to make things clear, this isn't a just normal ant. This is a Tiny Texas Dirt ant. I got him when I was 10 and this the first time that i'll get to see him since I left home for college 3 semesters ago!!!

Note: He hates going to movies and he isn't to fond of rollercoasters.

Do you think I should take him to a fancy restaurant or something to ease the trama of being apart for so long? Also right before I left for college a spider tried to eat him, do you think he'll still be holding that against me?

Answer 1

You're retarded.

Answer 2

Maybe you can play him some Ant Music by Adam Ant or at that time Adam and the Ants, you can dance around together

Answer 3

...............Here is what you do......Go to a place called a Mental Hospital..........Check yourself in....And your good to go =]

Answer 4

Step on him and show him heaven

Answer 5

You should take him to a farm. Show him how to milk goats.

Answer 6

Rent a couple of Movies (Antz, etc.) and order a Pizza.   Oh, and don't forget the Beer.

Answer 7

wierdo....????  

Answer 8

HAHAHAHAHA

that's gold!

and some of these answers are platinum!!  im not going to try and top them  =P

Answer 9

Show him what a bottle of Raid will do.

Answer 10

Make him a nice dinner and then take him out dancing at a cool club  

Answer 11

You're a nutcase