How can I f**t less so that I can reduce my carbon footprint?

Question

I know that one of the gasses that farts are comprised of is carbon dioxide, which is a greenhouse gas and contributes to global warming. How can I let fewer farts in order to reduce the amount of carbon dioxide that I expell? Also, I know that there's a process called carbon sequestration, in which carbon dioxide is pumped deep into the ground. Do you think I could sequester my farts in such a way?

Answer 1

Not farting is unhealthy for you!  But if you're really dedicated to expelling your gasses less think about your diet.  Also, don't forget that whenever we breathe we exhale carbon dioxide, so if you're that concerned about the amount of carbon dioxide you release then invent an environmentally-safe way for us humans to breathe.

Answer 2

Don't worry about it.  Just buy some of a girl's carbon credits since everyone knows girls don't f**t!  Somehow that will make everything all right.

Answer 3

I think that your solution lies not in farting less but changing your diet. Farting is a natural function; we are all natural, and the earth is natural. Depending on what you eat, your gas is more toxic. Just eat healthy, natural foods so your farts won't be so deadly! XD peace:)

Answer 4

this may not be a joke but it really made me laugh. thanx loll. sorry but l don know the answer.