How can I find a woman who is nearly as attractive as Rosie O'Donnell?

Question

My beautiful Rosie: http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End%20of%20Month/rosie-oterror.jpg

Answer 1

Umm ... I'm sorry, but I think she's a fat pig.  I think Drew Carey resembles her though ...

Answer 2

yo..http://www.newswithviews.com/NWO/newworl...

Answer 3

I'm afraid that it can't be done.  If only I had half of the beauty she has........

Answer 4

The last time I saw someone that hairy was on the beach of Puerto Rico....It was my uncle with his hairy neck and shoulders....Looked like a Uni-Brow....

You know that picutures wrong as h**l!!!

Answer 5

Open a can of dog food?

Answer 6

<eyes opened wide> what is that? is my answer.

Answer 7

Go to the local dog pound...now pick out an aggressive one that bites...

Answer 8

Thank you for the laugh, I needed it.

Answer 9

Haha, that's a good one.  I can't stand Rosie.  She is such a hateful wench.

Answer 10

A guy would have to be crazy to not be interested in lesbians!

Answer 11

C Doggie,

when i encounter questions of this nature, i frequently ask my doggie as he has his act together.

he suggested that no amount of alcohol or loniliness could induce a normal male to get within 800 nose to tail lengths of that.

he suggested treating it like hazardous waste (ref CFR 49, and CFR 42)      

sorry, he does not know of any state that will accept that type of hazardous material,