How can I get Bill Gates to give me a million dollars?

Question

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Answer 1

I dunno, just call me when it happens...

Answer 2

You would have to ask him...

Answer 3

Convince him that you are going to improve the world with the money.

Answer 4

Good luck with that, I got broke down and crippled to the point of not even being able to walk or take care of myself. The local, state, and federal government would not provide any assistance to my wife and I. (By the way my Wife works for Walmart and makes $650 per month full time) I lost a lot of my valuable possessions because I had to sell them for money, I lost my car, and I lost my house. So I found every rich person I could Bill Gates included and begged for money; and do you know what the "GATES FOUNDATION" said? They told me that they only provide to charitable organizations that help people over seas.

In other words that means "WE DON'T GIVE A RATS ARSS ABOUT YOU! AND WE DON'T TO THE POINT THAT WE WILL NOT EVEN SEND YOU A DOLLAR, WE DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY."

I hope that answers your question  

Answer 5

1. Create a phony charity.

2. File for a grant from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation: http://www.gatesfoundation.org/ForGrantS...

3. Wait for your check and give me my 10% finders fee. Or I'll settle for 10 points, either way.