How can I get a smooth ***?

Question

As embarrassing as this is, I'm totally serious.

I have a few bumps on my butt...and I'm very self-conscious about it, and would really appreciate serious suggestions...

If you're here to laugh at me, please, don't.

Answer 1

exfoliating scrub  

Answer 2

Hah, I'm sorry you're embarassed. Isn't this what the internets for?

I recommend a body moisturizer like St. Ives plus working out. Working out tightens your skin around your body like spandex, and I'm sure this would help out your problem.

And something like that isn't something I'd worry about too much. I don't know how many people will see your butt except for you, perhaps your doctor, and maybe a special someone. And maybe that special someone will think they're cute? Like they're cute BUTTons...

Answer 3

Bumps? Like zits? Hairs? What are you talking about? Well use a exfoliater. If its dry skin use lotion. If you got hair zap it off at a beauty salon for good or Nair it off at home.

If you tried this stuff and it bothers you that much go to a dermatologist.

Answer 4

stop it i just **** my pant hahahahahah

i dont know take a shower once in a while weow  

Answer 5

All you have to do is exfoliate!!  This happens to people all the time-they're just too embarrassed to admit it!!  These bumps also occur often on the back of thighs and the upper arms.  Use a sugar scrub on your whole body if you plan on shaving before or after... If you can use the scrub on a day without having to shave, a salt-based one would be good too.  (Salt makes newly shaved skin sting verrrry badly.)  All you have to do is go in the shower, rinse off, point the shower head away so it doesn't get to you... Exfoliate your entire body with the scrub, then rinse!!!

Good luck!

Answer 6

FatGirlSlim---is an amazing product. It smooths and tightens skin...It's a bit pricey but highly recommended....Read the reviews...

http://www.blissworld.com/product/cellul...

It takes about two weeks to see major results but you feel it tightening in less than a week...I would also recommend a seaweed soap to help stimulate circulation...

http://www.blissworld.com/product/cellul...

For something you can get at your grocery store try the new Nivea Goodbye Cellulite cream (gel) and patches...they aren't much less expensive but with those you see minor results in two weeks and major in four. Good Luck and hope this helped.

Answer 7

An exfoliating scrub could possibly help followed afterwards by lots of moisturiser?

Answer 8

Rub cream on it and shave the hair

Answer 9

Try L' Complexion by L' MAJ Beverly Hills. It's good for bumps. Here is their site www.lmajinc.com.