How can I get less miles to the gallon on my car?

Question

Im trying to show off my wealth. I also want to know how to increase my greenhouse emissions

Answer 1

I would rather go for more miles per gallon, that would show off how intelligent you are.

Answer 2

Why not park your car in the garage, leave it running and close the garage doors, and breathe deep.

Answer 3

YOu're not supposed to be posting on here when you are only ten years old.

Answer 4

seeking attention this morning.

I believe you are wealthy....

Answer 5

Wow...

Answer 6

Use ethanol as fuel.  It costs more than gasoline, delivers 30% less mileage and as a bonus it drives up the cost of food.

Other ways to increase greenhouse emissions:

1.  Live like Al Gore, using a private jet to hop between your mansions when you're not flying off to other countries to make speeches about how we should all use less energy.

2.  Act like David Suzuki, touring the country in a diesel-powered bus and demanding that people who disagree with you get thrown in jail.

Answer 7

The best thing to do is get a bigger car.  Drive it as fast as you can.  Never pick up hitchikers.  Use it to go as many places as possible.  Drive around in parking lots for a long time to find that perfect parking spot (so you don't have to walk too far).  Also, let some of the air pressure out of your tires for better traction in the snow.

Answer 8

Trade it in.  Buy American.