How can I get my Home owners association to approve urinating in our yards to reduce "Global Warming"?

Question

How can I get my Home owners association to approve urinating in our yards to reduce "Global Warming"?

Answer 1

Find out if urine would help or kill a lawn, then send in your findings to the home owners association.

Answer 2

Better to ask for forgiveness than permission on this one.

Answer 3

I have listened to all sorts of alarmist global warming clap-trap for years. But I have never heard anything so idiotic - indeed I have never even imagined anything so idiotic - as uriniating out of doors to reduce global warming.

I think it would be more effective for us to caulk our asses airtight to avoid emitting methane and then hold your breath to reduce CO2 emmisions.

Answer 4

Completely unnecessary.  Urinate into a watering can inside your own home, then water the yard.  It's your yard...forget asking for permission.  It's no different than a septic system with a leech-field or an outhouse.

Answer 5

use water conservation as your angle ,

this concerns a municipality far more

if yo have a few males in the family and they flush everytime they PP you save a lot of water by doing this in the garden.

make a urinal in the garden with a wall or something

(we have used bamboo)

make a gutter and run it into a hole filled with rocks



plant mint all around

and have a sprinkler near so that when you irrigate it dilutes and cleans the area

Answer 6

Are you a builder developing lots in Franklin?

Answer 7

Health considerations require the use of treatment methods to prevent the spread of disease and improve water quality.  Septic tanks, water treatment plants, filtration, chemical treatment, etc., prevent the spread of disease effectively when properly utilized.

However, these treatment systems have seldom been designed to improve air quality or address greenhouse gas production.  Those that have addressed these considerations utilize sequestering techniques that prevent release of these gases and return them to the ground (in some cases such as ADM in Decatur, IL. huge underground storage caverns are utilized for storage and slow release through the soil allows sequestering).

Other sequestering techniques include simply bubbling CO2 and other greenhouse gases through developing biomass (algae ponds) or using solar powered septic tank aerators to minimize methane and hydrogen sulphide production or

zeocarbon filtering techniques (septic vent pipe filters)  to polish all gases before final release to the atmosphere.