How can I get my cellar people to ration their beer better?

Question

I got about 4 cases yesterday and they are out already. You would think they'd learn, but they havent yet.

Answer 1

Just give the beer to the most lithe one, and tell the others to shape up or sit down.

Answer 2

You know if you'd quit buying us that cheap *** generic "beer" we wouldn't go through it as fast!  Get us some Heinekein or something that does not taste like stale feet!

And can you please tell Futility to stop clogging up the toilet!?!?!  I'm tired of having to pee in a soda can.  My aim is not that good and I ke

Answer 3

It's all FK's fault. He takes our bottles, rubs 'em on his bum, then tries to hand 'em back to us, knowing full well we'll not accept those tainted beers. Then you end up buying more. Please make him stop.

Answer 4

make them work for it. My cellar people are lazy as h**l. Get a keg and hide the tap.  

Answer 5

well we are celebrating my b-day a little early

Answer 6

Honestly Val, what did you expect when you put a Wisconsin guy in your cellar? I'll even eat less food if you buy me more beer.

Answer 7

Give them some old Billy beer.

Answer 8

keg hand stands.  they'll be more entertained that way too.

Answer 9

Do NOT do what JT suggested!!!!!

Just buy us MORE !!!  And ya know, if we had something to EAT...we would not drink so freakin' much. If we did not stay drunk, we would not antagonize the Sith......

On the other hand...gettin' the Sith all pissed is sooooo much fun!

Answer 10

Beer is our only source of comfort down here.  If you actually gave it to us while it was cold, it would go even faster.

Answer 11

I'll be your bouncer.

Answer 12

pee in every third bottle

Answer 13

You did not save me any beer ever since you lost me out of the cellar.  Hmm, maybe if I smash some beer cans upside my forehead that will show people to save me a case for me.

Bluto's advice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uepFO4psg...

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BplarHcB0...

Answer 14

The first step is admitting you have a problem and we don't have a problem. Viva la revolucion!

Answer 15

You have cellar people??? I want cellar people!!

Answer 16

Just tell them that they get beer and you expect it to last them 2-3 weeks. If they drink it before then, then they have to wait for the other shipment. Or they can send one runner up and try to get to the store and back before I get them. Whichever is fine with me.