I want my furry companion to go to heaven with me when he leaves this earth, but I'm afraid that if he continues on his current path, the Lord won't allow him to pass through the pearly gates. I know the good book tells us NOT to judge, but he's exhibiting behavior that I just can't ignore. For instance:
- He is not in a monogamous relationship.
- He engages in "special relations" with other male dogs.
- He sniffs other dogs butts when I take him to the park.
He's acting like a Liberal! Can somebody please provide some solid advice as to how I can get him to behave like a Christian?
Serious Answers only please.
Thanks!!
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