How can I get my wife to respect me as an MC?

Question

My wife and I grew up different she's a sorority girl I'm an MC. She doesn't understand my ways or my fly *** rhymes. Today I wrote a beat about a walrus shaking down a manatee just because he could and she didn't understand what I was saying. I just want her to respect what I'm about and let me rhyme around the house with her a couple of hours a day or let me wear my grill at family functions. Any advice.

Answer 1

As am an MC you know about poetry. Impress her with a timeline about famous poets.  they were the MC people and you know what I mean!  Be creative!  Make a song about her.   Dance and sing for her alone!  You and her alone!

Answer 2

win america's got talent and that'll shut the ***** up

Answer 3

MORE DETAILS NEEDED, WHAT THE HECK IS AN MC?   NO ONE KNOWS...........

Answer 4

Please tell me you're kidding.