How can I get off the crappy rock called earth?

Question

It sucks here.

Answer 1

Sorry, but we're all stuck here for now. The only way I know of is to bite the dust, and who wants to do that. Cheer up, life is wonderful. Just make the best of it, like so many of us do.

Answer 2

you may think it sucks here...but look at venus

we have life. others don't. make the best of it.

Answer 3

Bullet to the head.

Answer 4

u could comit suicide.

or u can probly go in space with a monkey.

Answer 5

You can't your stuck here with the rest of us there are good things on the crappy rock too

Answer 6

set your rocket pack to full and keep going up...

Answer 7

While there are many reasons to agree with you, they are some really great reasons to disagree.  If you are that depressed, find someone to talk to.

Otherwise, go out and enjoy some pretty flowers, pretty animals, pretty girls and very good food and drinks. The Earth provides us with some great stuff.

Answer 8

There are only TWO ways to do it.

1) A friendly alien from another galaxy might take pity on your hapless plight as a denizen of this hellworld and take you on his or her flying saucer back to the mother ship and then off to the stars where life couldn't possibly be WORSE....

Our own space technology is hardly state of the art, in fact, our best rocket ships are nothing more than glorified bottle rockets [work on the same principle].

Maybe one day we'll have something like the Starship Enterpoop, but I doubt it.

We, the human race, being largely idiots are spending THREE times as much money on this futile war in Iraq as we would spend on a joint USA/Russian manned landing on Mars which might further our knowledge considerably.

Every cent paid on the space program yields dollars back to the consumer.

Every cent paid on war yields death, misery, destruction and poverty on a scale unthinkable.

This world is becoming such a h**l that the old pirate saying is becoming reality "Thems that die be the lucky ones."

2) Die.  Everybody [being the utter ignorant fools that they are] think the Grim Reaper is our worst enemy, when the much maligned and despised Grim Reaper is our greatest friend and ally.

All he does is take the story of our life and write the final chapter.  An endless story like an endless Symphony would eventually suck and turn hellish no matter how well written or composed.  All good stories have an end.

Death is the greatest liberator as well as the greatest fighter to have set foot in the arena.

Of all the contenders to face the Grim Reaper, NONE [discounting fairy tales and religious BS] have ever scored a victory.  The Grim Reapers estimated WIN-LOSS record for the human race since our beginnings is an estimated:

WINS  100,000,000,000.

LOSSES 0.

DRAWS  0.

Now that's quite a record. Even the incomparable martial arts master Bruce Lee went down for a 10 count and never got up!

Think of the burn victim with 90% of his body horribly burned.

The doctors try to save the person, but he now is in terrible agony and if he is UNLUCKY enough to live, he'll now look worse than Jason. Never again to be treated as anything but a freak.

Along comes the Grim Reaper and takes pity on the b*****d [something which doctors are incapable of, as they want that money] and frees him from his pain and a life as a disfigured freak.

Think of the Jewish child in Auschwitz. Mommy is dead. Father was shot by the Gestapo.  You have no food, are constantly sick and the cold makes even h**l sound inviting...

And along comes the Grim Reaper who has more pity than the Gestapo, more kindness than Hitler [who himself is kinder than God] and takes the child to the land of Oblivion where there are NO more sorrows, NO more pain, NO more suffering....but who knows....

Life is but a dream.

So maybe even the dead dream.

Do they dream of life?

But if you deny the INCOMPARABLE wisdom in my words, perhaps you should read the Sci-Fi/Fantasy story [I think Ray Bradbury is the author]  Death Takes a Holiday.

Answer 9

DC ship parked on baseball diamond takes off at 2 pm EST on April 29th.Be there...