How can I get other people to pay for my holidays, and still get paid well for doing next to nothing?

Question

How can I get other people to pay for my holidays, and still get paid well for doing next to nothing?

Answer 1

It depends on what you look like. I am thinking of a career as a prostitute. Of course you need to study and learn how to he good.

Answer 2

You're a k**b.

Answer 3

Perhaps you should set up a fund for sending Lemurs on holiday.  Lemurs on a long holiday......no more annoying questions!

best of luck to you!

Answer 4

I think this question is heading towards a hired yacht....carbon footprints and all that....

And here's a lemurick to celebrate your new avatar......

A lemur awoke, just about dawn

Wanting to sit on a new-mown  lawn

He parked his cute @ r s e

On the bright green grass

And said "I am glad I've been born...."

(......on this nice spring morning)

Answer 5

You should marry a royal.  Prince William would be your best choice.

Answer 6

there is always welfare....

Answer 7

Having read you're question slowly again I understand you to mean 'like the monarchy'.

If this in fact the reason you want other people to pay for your holidays, or get paid well for doing next to nothing, the Royalty category isn't where you should post it.

Royals, & specifically the British (as I think you're referring to them) do not lounge about all day, in fact, their lives revolve around work.  Edward makes TV, Sophie does PR, Andrew's in the Army, so are the boys, Anne is a professional sportswoman etc.  Charles is a farmer, and all of them do charitable work involving heavy debate and decisions, planning and acting.

To reach your goal, become a prostitute, then you'll be away from home every night and get paid good money for lying on your back.

Because hard work is inevitable, you'll have to do it . Eventually.

Answer 8

Mr Lemur. You are very annoying

Answer 9

I don't know.  I actually work for a living.

Answer 10

become an elected official

Answer 11

If you find out, let us know please. Fancy a bit of that myself.

Answer 12

Join a TESOL (TSL, TEFL...)  course - you can travel the world (From Thailand to Russia to Japan...) teaching English and they depending on qualification you get paid well (some places will pay 1200 sterling pound per month - in South America that translates to some serious cash where rent is around $300 to $400 per month for a real nice place). Mainly for natives of English speaking countries (New Zealand, Australia, England, USA and Canada). You work around 20 to 35 hours per week.

You can also put up private ads in foreign countries over the net - private tutors can make a little bit more but make sure you have the right Visa when you go to a sponsor country or they will evict you (deport). Contact "expats" notices too when you get there or just before you leave - they'll help you integrate with the locals and you will meet other English speakers which can come in hand.

Answer 13

Well, it's obvious isn't it?

Become a member of the Royal Family.

Answer 14

Go to prison I understand its one long holiday