How can I get out of the closet?

Question

what r u all talking about?

I just needed to crash this door...

Ok, now... another question... Where can I find a good carpenter for fixing my door?

Answer 1

Put a classified ad in your local newspaper, telling the world that you're g*y.

Answer 2

Hey, I'll talk to you, like more in depth than this.

I won't **** around and give you smart *** answers, this is a serious issue.

I have a ton of g*y friends and I know that you probably are dying to tell someone and vent, but you can't.

I understand and I'm here to help.

Email or send me an im.

*hugs*

Answer 3

Is your significant other in the closet with you?  If so, do it together.  If not, open the door and proclaim to whomever that you want to that you are indeed g*y.  Hope it works out for you.  

Answer 4

try busting through the door