How can I get out of this?

Question

i knocked up some s1ut a year or so back and shes just had the kid. i dont wanna pay child support so how can i make it seem like the kids not mine?

Answer 1

All I can really say to this is....300 million sperm, and THIS is the one that got through? You should be ashamed of yourself.  If she was a s**t, you shouldn't have slept with her.  You should have also used a condom.  h**l, if I was her I would tell you to s***w off, because you obviously aren't worth the air you breathe!  I hope she does take your sorry *** to court, and you have to pay out of your *** for child support.  Its people like YOU who make this world the way it is! KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS a*****e.

Answer 2

Sorry, even if you signed your parental rights away, you will still have to pay child support. If you make it seem that you do not believe the child is yours, then call your local child support center and petition for a paternity test. They are free. If she gets one court ordered on you, you can not run away from it. If you do not show up to court, they will put a warrant out for your arrest.

Answer 3

You were so broke you couldn't afford a condom last year? Or you didn't know that pregnancies can happen when you have s*x with women? (I'd be careful about who I called a s1ut if I were you).

You don't want to pay support. So what? You don't want to pay taxes, I'd guess, or licence fees or whatever. You have a responsibility, though that seems to be a foreign concept to you.

If you are the father /sperm donor you cannot make it "seem like the kid is not yours". You live in the 21st century- it can be proved one way or another for a few hundred dollars. If you aren't the father, then split the cost of the test with the woman who was good enough for you one night but a "s1ut" the next.

I hope that if you are the sperm donor you get to pay and not get to be any part of that innocent kid's life. At least until you grow up yourself.

Answer 4

First of all, you should be ashamed of yourself. Iknow that it wasn't like you two were in a relationship, but you were man enough to have s*x with her and not use protection, to man up and take care of this child. Do you think it's fair that she got pregnant from having s*x with you one time and now her entire life is changing? She had to go through her body changing bc she's pregnant, she had to go through labor, and now she's going to have to put up with someone acting as dead beat as you? Why don't you think about the child for one moment and realize there's a life here that you have made. That child deserves more from you than your childish ways....think out it.

Answer 5

You can't. There's no way you can get out of it, paternity tests don't lie. So if you can't handle the consequences of children from now on just do the world a favor and keep it in your pants.

Answer 6

troll

Answer 7

No, there isn't.  It's time to

take responsibility for the

child, your child.  

Next time, practice safe

s*x and/or make sure

she is using protection,

birth control.

Answer 8

Wow..well aren't you special.

You are a prime example of why waiting until marriage is the best way to go.

Man up..

Answer 9

Get a lawyer and petition for a paternity test. However, if you do contest paternity and it turns out to be yours, that is going to affect your relationship. On the other hand, it is better than paying for some other man's child. Regardless, good luck. If the child is yours, you might want to stop calling the mom a s**t.

Answer 10

If she takes a paternity test and it matches the father to be you, there's no way to get out of it.  You can't run away from the consequences.

Answer 11

If you play with fire, expect to get burned.  Child Support is an easy option for people like you that let their d**k rule their head.  S1ut or not she is too good for you.

Answer 12

get a dna test done if the bubs yours your screwed pure and simple the csa are a blood thiristy bunch of leaches but unfortunately soft c*** num nuts like  your self make them nesesarry evil and dont get all bent out of shape sitting on your *** on the dole coffing up your twenty bills a forghtnite the two gs I pay tax free for the ex to go on overseeas holladays is seet fa when I think of my kids as some of the ladys say man up its cheaper and no babies LOL that and get your nuts cut

Answer 13

Grow a pair of balls and stop acting like a scared little girl and visit the kid.

Answer 14

when you find something that works, let me know. my son is 3 and he doesn't care about time out, or taking things away or even rewards. half the time can't deal with him and thats mostly me, but still i find myself wondering why didn't just get another dog!!!! lol. but seriously, depends on the offense. my son get a spank for something really bad, like ckimbing in the fish tank. he gets a time out for getting in the frisge without asking. time out does nothing for him it just makes him more pissed and then his head starts spinning and i just ignore him. good luck!

Answer 15

omg why didn't you just use your head and wear a condom

you'll have to pay child support if she's put you on the birth certificate.

i dunno why you wouldn't want to know your baby anyway there the best thing that could happen to someone =) well i think so

Answer 16

Pie is the answer.

Answer 17

man you're an ***

Answer 18

ok first of all stop making kids that you don't want. second thing is you can sign over your rights. you do have to see a lawyer and get this done...

Answer 19

Wow, great father you are. Whether the girl was a 'sl*t' or not, you made the choice to sleep with her. Looks like you have made some great decisions in your life. Ever hear of wearing a condom???! Be a man and take responsibility for your actions. You don't have to be involved in the womans life to be involved in the childs. But I'm sure by the sounds of it your sleezy a$s will somehow get out of paying child support. So then MY TAX DOLLARS can go to supporting your child well you sit in jail and rot away. Men like you make me sick! Did you ever stop to think that you are just as much as a sl*t as the girl you slept with?

Answer 20

what an ******! thats so bad! you got her preggas now deal with it you prick!

Answer 21

you layed down with this woman and made this baby (accident or not) so you have no choice you have to there is no way out of it. you should be proud not a COWARD!

Answer 22

I can clearly see from your question that she intentionally got pregnant so her child would have such a great role model for a father. *sarcasm*

Answer 23

ur a jerk

Nutbuster I think you clicked on the wrong question.