How can I get revenge?

Question

My older brother 14 but much smaller and weaker than me played the meanest prank on me. I'm 11 and 5'6"/113lbs, he's only 4'7"/77lbs. When I came out of my bathroom after taking a shower, my brother was hiding behind my bed waiting for me. So I came out with just panties and a top on about to change. Right before I sat down he put a plate of chocolate syrup on my bed. My whole butt was covered in sticky chocolate after just taking a shower. I screamed and he ran out like a little girl. I want to get him back but I don't know what to do. Should I get my friends over and let us teach him how to behave like a good little boy by making him wear just diapers and a t-shirt or something else. I'm much taller than him so I could practicaly do anything to him. I def not letting him get away with this without me humiliating him. Some kind of pay back is def the answer for this one.

Answer 1

wait till he is in the shower and mess up all his underwear

Answer 2

whatever you do

do it playfully

Dont post anything on youtube

because once it is on there it will be there FOREVER

and trust me when your older that may not be as great as it once seemed.

I wouldn't take pictures and post them online either

but if you want to just take pictures to black mail him that is different.

Maybe put itching powder in his shoes

Or if you are Really mean

His underwear haha

But that does sound painful…

Answer 3

Dip his fav undies in water and freeze them.

Answer 4

Apply some nail polish on his nails while he's asleep.

Answer 5

dang kids sure have dumbed down over the years...d**n internet make up your own schemes d**n it!! i used to!

Answer 6

HAHA! That's funny. I would have beat him :o) but I love doing pranks like that myself so I have a few up my sleeve, but I don't have much time to type every single one, but this will give anyone a good laugh so I say that you should have some friends over too & record it.

1. You can get saran wrap & stretch it across the toilet seat (under both the lid & the actual seat) so that it isn't too noticeable (I recommend doing it in the middle of the night esp. if he wakes up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom--either to pee or other things of that nature). When he uses the bathroom it will go everywhere, but if he sits on the toilet, then it will be like you putting chocolate syrup on his butt, but 'chocolate syrup' that his body made itself HEHE!

2. Get those warhead sour candy things (if you can find them because I haven't seen them in forever) & take his toothbrush & put them both in a cup for a little bit (making sure the candy is on top of the part he brushes his teeth with) & watch him in the morning when he starts to brush his teeth..He will be VERY mad.

3. I love doing this one personally because it is almost impossible to take off whatever you put it on without a paper towel or something. Take vaseline A LOT of it & cover the door handles or the toilet seat so that when he sits down on the toilet seat (NOT the same place where you put the saran wrap, but on the actual seat itself) he will ultimately slip right off onto that hard floor! It works like a charm..ask everyone in my family. If you put it on the door k***s, put it on the ones that he will have to open to get out of. Ex: inside handle of his bedroom door while he's asleep then shut his door & wait for him to try & open it. Or what other handles you would like.

4. I love saran wrap just incase you haven't learned yet...while he's asleep or playing video games or whatever he does in his room with the door closed, but if you can do it while it's open & him not notice then go for it. Get a big piece of saran wrap (it will probably take more than one big piece, but don't do little pieces) so that it covers the entire door from top to bottom. Place tape all around the door frame so that it holds the saran wrap TIGHTLY across the doorway. So that when he is going to walk out of his room he walks right into the saran wrap! It will throw him backwards. You might think that that saran wrap isn't strong enough to do that, but believe me it is. You can try it yourself first to make it perfect.

5. Lastly, this will only work if you have the long plastic like mat that goes in a hallway that when you flip it over it has sharp points all over it (it's to keep that mat from sliding everywhere). Anyways, flip that mat over & watch him walk on it with no shoes on HAHA he will probably cry just to let you know ahead of time. :)

Hope this gives you the revenge you want because I know it will give you great entertainment LOL!

Answer 7

White folk are funny!!!!

Answer 8

Oh good idea! Tell him thanks! I am totally using that one on my sister!

Oh and how would you make him wear diapers?

Answer 9

Pin him down with the help of your friends, paint his face with makeup, smap a pic of him and post it on the internet where all his friends will see it.  The pranks will stop.  Coming in your room while in panties is a no no.

Answer 10

while he's asleep, cover his eyebrows with nair.

we used to do it at parties to the idiots that drank too much and passed out.  it's funnier if you do only one, then they have to shave the other themselves if they want to match.  i've never known anyone to go with one.

once it was my house (my hair remover) and the guy wasn't one of our crown.  he was some homeboy and i don't even know why he ended up at my party.  we didn't mob around with those folks.  anyway, actually got up in the middle of the night and made his way home.  but he came over in the morning and was pissed. we were scared.  but he looked so funny.  you really do need your eyebrows to scowl.

no one told who did it.  i can't even remember who actually did it, but i think it was my idea.  scary high school kids.

Answer 11

apply make on him

Answer 12

Thats.. weird. But um, to answer your question, this is how bro/sis relationships go, so why not? Mess with him, but don't take it to far, don't want that to happen.

So I suggest you figure out something witty, since girls are smart. No matter what age, and I do hope you get him good.

Good luck!

Answer 13

Lolz!..gosh that sucks @ss! You have to get him back! When he's sleep smash a plate of whipped cream or chocolate sauce all over his face.

Edit: Skitty54...nice!

Answer 14

that was funny ,you are gonna remember that when both of you get older lol ,do something funny to him so he can remember too lol is gonna be a good battle ,what more funny videos on tv or look an internet in youtube how to do and try some ,don't hit him he just wants your attention ,maybe you can pull down his pants in front of some girls maybe he got mad and he stop  

Answer 15

Grow up :)<3

Answer 16

Here's what you do:

Wait until he goes to sleep, and then that's when you get the hottest hot sauce and put a little bit on his mouth. I did that to my little brother and it is funny as h**l when he woke up. All you need is a little bit,.

Answer 17

Put eggs in his bed before he goes to sleep. :-)

Answer 18

LOL !!! I'm definitely starrin' this Gem 4 future amusement !!!