How can I get sick (or a really good fake) to the point where I don't have to go to school?

Question

I'd like to be able to induce a fever (or hyperthermia) without cocaine or meth. I can't fake that part.

Are there any non-addictive vitamins that I could have too much of and get sick? This wouldn't be an issue for harming my body, this is a couple times a year sort of thing.

Thanks!

Answer 1

Suck on a penny.

Answer 2

well............. i never did anything like this so maybe u should start caughin and sneezin when u wake up?

Answer 3

Why not just go to school? If you take something to physically make you sick then whats the point of staying home? When you fake sick you can do what ever you want at home but if you really are sick then it not fun, whats the point?

Answer 4

You are going to extremes just to make more work for yourself in the long run. That is not smart! Life is full of difficulty, and high school is only the beginning. If you run away from your problems at this point, you won't have the fortitude to face bigger ones that come later. And trust me, come they will!! So just buckle down and face what needs to be faced. You will grow that way.

Answer 5

Well I know if you puke you have to stay home from school. Get some mashed potatoes, dog or cat food, or some kind of colorful food (fruity pebbles)...etc...and something really smelly like tuna. Mix it all together and place it somewhere and make a vomiting noise. your 'rents will walk in, tell them that your stomach hurts super duper bad and yeah...to really fake them out, mash up some potatoes and put it in your mouth and then barf right in front of them. To make yourself get a fever, get something like a shoe lace or something strings, put it on the back of your neck and then move it back and forth reall quickly until your neck gets hot. Also either hold your breath or get hot water and hold it to your face so you get red. Make sure that if it's hot in the house you tell your parents your freezing and if it's cold in the house, tell them you're hot! it's a really good trick. i've tried it like 10x! I am the pro master!

Answer 6

stick your head in the oven for a bit, just to make your forehead warm so it's like you have a fever. not the microwave, i don't think that's safe. maybe you could make yourself puke? or sprinkle pepper in your eye so they get bloodshot.(it'll sting like holy h**l though, so maybe you can use something else).

Answer 7

lol hahahahahah  gosh kids those days

Answer 8

Why would you want to do something like that?

I know people don't like going to school, but that's ridiculous!!

You'd just have to make up what you missed anyway.

Answer 9

I don't understand why you would want to do this, school is very important even the tests. don't try anything stupid.