How can I get some more Blonde Jokes from you kind and funny people?

Question

I don't care what Spell Checker says, Blond is masculine and Blonde is feminine. I will not bend.

And I KNOW there are no Orange hair jokes. (My hair is not really orange but you guessed as much.) This category is so cool.

Answer 1

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after s*x?

A1: Thanks Guys.

A2: Are you boys all in the same band?

A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?

A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?

A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?

A: They both have black roots.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ***?

A: A brain tumor.

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?

A: Two brunettes.

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?

A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?

A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?

A: She realized she gave her last *******.

Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?

A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.

Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?

A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?

A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?

A: So she could lip read.

Answer 2

Did you hear about the new paint color called "blonde"?

It's not very bright and it spreads easy.

Answer 3

here is my favorite

why did the blonde write tgif on her shoes?

toes go in first

lol thats a good one

here is a website with more

http://www.coolblondejokes.com/

http://www.ahajokes.com/blonde_jokes.htm...

http://www.humorsphere.com/sms/blonde_jo...