How can I get this leprechaun??

Question

out of my shorts?! It tickles!!

Answer 1

Drop your shorts! and kick the $&#^ outta the lil b^#$+@#@!

Answer 2

Ewwww. SHave It. lol

Answer 3

Sounds like you might not want him to leave....

but if you do, offer him so Lucky Charms. They're magically delicious ya know

Answer 4

Show it a pint!!!!!!

Answer 5

Stop, drop, and roll!!

Answer 6

Guinness. Nice and easy Lots of it though.

or

Singing

Leeeeeeet the sunshine

Let the sun shine in

The sunnnnnn shine in.

Repeat.

Answer 7

sounds like the best harmless fun I heard of in a while.

Are you happy to see me or is there a Leprechaun in your pants?

Answer 8

hurry up and f**t!!!!!

u should probably go for silent but deadly just to make sure

Answer 9

Tell him there is a pride parade going on and there are tons of rainbows there, he is missing out!!

Answer 10

Start doing the river dance....that should have him running in terror.