How can I handle things when I get back to the office? I woke up tied face down to a bed at the airport...?

Question

Holiday Inn after having drinks with some colleagues. So far I cannot find any signs of icky happenings, if you know what I mean, and I think I still have both kidneys, as I was not in a tub full of ice.

I am just worried that the atmosphere at work will never be the same. How can I handle this?

Poll: minus one kidney or rope burns?

Answer 1

I'm so glad to find another straight guy that says "icky."

High-five!

Answer 2

Next time, sleep by the luggage lockers at the train station. Common criminals can't afford to drug you- so you can be awake to enjoy all the homo-erotic things that seem to happen to you ever time you travel.

Answer 3

Thank you for sharing yet another g*y fantasy with us.

Answer 4

Rope burns.... at my age it pays to have a backup kidney.

Answer 5

Wonder thinks that....

"What happens in Gualchchulupia, should stay in Gualdiachimichanga."

Answer 6

Slightly off topic, but I've booked us a room for tonight.

Answer 7

It's deserted here... that, or no one wanted anything to do with this question.

I'm just here to offer emotional support and recommend therapists if necessary.