How can I haul 100 lbs of cheese on my sport bike for a long distance on a very hot day?

Question

I have found a bargain on cheese, the problem is its 120 miles away, and if I take my sport bike I will save money on gas.

Is it too heavy to haul in a backpack?

I can't find a way to haul a cooler on the back of my bike, it won't fit and wont strap on

I have to keep it cold and insulated

Answer 1

Balance it on the tank and lay on it. Be careful because if you crash..... you could SQUEEZE THE CHEESE!!!!!!!!! Thought you owned a Harley anyway?

Answer 2

Have it formed into a Packers Cheese Hat! Problem Solved.

Answer 3

I don't think $80 profit is worth the safety issue in hauling 100 lbs. of cheese blocks for 120 miles on a sportbike man, I suggest an alternative route for earning the dough (not pizza dough).  Having 100 lbs in your bagpack while riding that far would be somewhat uncomfortable and dangerous.  If you're hellbent on the cheesedeal, borrow someones electric or gas-saver car and give 'em some $ for the trouble.  Hope this helps!

Answer 4

Have it shiped

Answer 5

Get a big backpack, then put the cheese in.

if its 2 small use one of those small suitcase backpacks.

But then again dat costs money n u wanna profit....

still go to a pizza joint n borrow a pizza boy bike and pack it with the cheeze n just stuff da thing with ice packs

Answer 6

I have a luggage rack on my scooter, and it gets 100mpg.  Although, it only goes 45mph.

Answer 7

cheese yummy

Just eat it all there!!!

Answer 8

I would suggest towing it, but I don't think that sport bike would pull it.  You could rent a HD to tow it, but then ,if you are going through all this for $80 you probably couldn't afford to rent a pair of skates.

Answer 9

You could try eating it when you get there.

Answer 10

see, i knew you jappcrapp riders were cheesy

Answer 11

thats gotta be the weirdest question ive ever read on here

Answer 12

Interesting question.

How large is 100 lbs. of cheese?  What shape is it?

Most bikes will be able to handle the extra weight, but it's hard to imagine how it would fit on a sportbike, especially if you have the undertail pipes.

That said, I've seen rigs to haul bicycles on a motorcycle, as well as kayaks.

I think the best way to do it would be to borrow someone's Prius and flip them a few bucks for gas.

Best of luck!

Answer 13

get a cooler and a wagon hook on and away ya go