How can I hide the smell of weed?

Question

Okay, so tonight I'm going to be having someone sneak over to smoke with. The issue is, my brother has an extremely and unusually sensitive nose. I swear, I can be burning incense in my room (he's across the house) and he'll know. I'm not supposed to burn insence or chew gum around him because his nose is so sensitive he gets sick from smelling that.

Also, my dad used to be a stoner back in the 70's so he knows what weed smells like.

If I burn insence my brother will come in and see me smoking weed, and see the guy (who I'm not supposed to talk to) smoking it with me!

I'd be dead if I was caught!

Answer 1

You can't...no matter what you do. If you smoke it in the house, it will be unmistakenly  noticed. If you smoke it outside (unless you live in the middle of nowhere), your neighbors will smell it.

You're so going to get caught. Why risk it?

Answer 2

Fabreeze and bouce sheets  

Answer 3

For one, DONT SMOKE IT IN YOUR HOUSE!!! That would be so dumb. What Id do, Smoke it OUTSIDE, go in the house, wash my hands, face and teeth. Possibly my hair too, Idk. Change my clothes, and spray a bunch of cologne on and put some visine in. Then eat some food lol. Do exactly that and you'll be fine. Good luck haha.

Answer 4

get the Fabreeze Weed Smokers Kit, from Acme.

Answer 5

Take an empty toilet paper tube and stuff one end with dryer sheets. Exhale through the tube and it will kill the smell. Also, given the info you provided, the whole thing sounds like a dumb idea.  

Answer 6

Whyyy would you smoke it inside then? Say your going for a walk and do it outside, change clothes and wash your hands and then come back...

Answer 7

Ok here's what I do and well no one has said anything to me about smelling weed from my room...

-toilet paper roll with dryer sheets stuffed in it, also take one sheet to cover one end and make it stay on there with a rubber band

-blow the smoke out of the window! This will help the smoke leave, if you just use the dryer sheet thing then your room will smell like weed and dryer sheets

- seal the bottom of your door with a towel, this at least helps some with the smell getting out

- if the weed has a good cherry going, smoke fast between you two, otherwise put it out otherwise the smell with just come form the bowl

- don't smoke a joint, they're stinky and it will be hard to cover it up

- but if you can, smoke outside or in a car, then just rush to your room so no one see you stoned

- if you have a fan, use it, but keep it low

- try to be quiet, not weird quiet where the fam might be suspicious of you and your friend chilling in silence, but keep music or tv low

- spray a little febreeze or something else, but not too much cuz that smell may be suspicous too

- the hardest thing about smoking inside- don't get paranoid, just relax and enjoy mary jane

Peace

Answer 8

cover your clothes in lighter fluid then ignite.  that usually kills off most odors... but if you leave the fire go too long, you'll start smelling like chicken.