How can I improve my dining vocabulary in New Zealand?

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How can I improve my dining vocabulary in New Zealand?

Answer 1

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omg the answer above me just really turned me on for some reason.  I want to eat at Tyler's.

Answer 2

banger: sausage

bit of a dag: hard case; comedian; joker

blow me down: expression of surprise, as in; "Well! Blow me down, I didn't know that."

Bob's your Uncle: roughly translates to 'there ya go - that's all there is to it!' Just press this big red button that says 'Launch Missile', and "Bob's your uncle".

bonk: to have s*x with

bonnet: car hood

Answer 3

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She's turned on, which turns me on...

Answer 4

Let's begin with a few fundamental vocabulary words...this will help you notice the "style" and "patterns" of the New Zealand Dining Language...

1. The word for "Martini" is..."Whoredrink..."

2. The word for "Salad" is..."Leaforgy..."

3. And the word for "Croissant" is..."Crescent Roll..." (hauntingly similar, aren't they?!?)

Hope this helped...(In New Zealand Lingo..."Hopee Le Schtupta..."

God bless...

Answer 5

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