How can I learn to be as big a pimp as John McCain?

Question

Seriously, he's got his woman all working to make him the big money, and he calls them the c-word and makes rape jokes. He even strikes down legislation to ensure woman equal pay under the law. Now he's got a pretty inexperienced milf as a VP to hang on his arm when his drug addict wife isn't around to serve as eye-candy.

And when one of his hoes proves she can't bring home the bacon like Carol McCain did, out on the street she goes. Now he's got all the low self-esteem former Hillary supporters out selling their goods in hopes of being one of McCain's biotches. All McCain is missing is a pimp-daddy cane.

So how can I get to be more like McCain? Who needs to work when you pimp your hoes likes he's done?

Answer 1

Being like most Dems and not respecting women I can see that you are in the same league as Obama who threw Hillary "under the bus".  

Answer 2

He's an old f**t, they're after his money.

My advice, get money, flaunt it XD

Answer 3

lol, this is quite funny.

mate, to be a pimp, first u gotta buy a ball, and place it in your mouth. then yo'll look like Mccain

you need to speak slowly, like a r****d..

you gotta be a dumb as dog waste - and then, perhaps you might be like mccain. - but, its difficult for anyone to be as dumb as him.........

perhaps only the current incumbent. now he IS special

Answer 4

No kid, you'll have to go to Buttock Insane Obama for that, he can also teach you how to be g*y just ask Sinclair.  He fits the part and can teach you well in the art.  McCain will only teach you how to be a true American and work for a living and you don't want that.

Answer 5

And to think Obama wouldn't pay for Michelle to get proper dental work.  Aren't we being a little bit... superficial?

Answer 6

easier to be a crack abuser like obama