How can I live with my cousins in England?

Question

I'm related to the royal family through illigitimacy. I want to live with my royal cousins but the canadian military wont let me.

What can I do so that I can live with my cousins in England?

Answer 1

save up enough money to get a visa here in england and enough money to prove that you can live here properly. for us we have to save up about £5000 (dunno what that is in $), not including the visa, if we want to go and live in another country. once you've got the visa here to stay in england you can choose to live here if you want by renewing your visa to permanent resience i think. you have to make sure that you do it before your visa runs out though or else you will get deported.once you've done that you can get in contact with one of the royal family and then with a bit of luck you'll be living with them. and the reason that the military wont let you live with them is because you may be a risk to their safety. and if you got in contact with them and they agreed for you to live with them they can't do anything quicker to get you into the country because they have no power what so ever. kina pointless being queen, prince and princess if you have no power. plus it's not like they do anything to earn they're wealth. well, i suppose with the exception of william and harry. anyway, hope that helps, good luck

Answer 2

this question should be in 'Jokes and Riddles'

Answer 3

You should call a lawyer if your really serious about this. Noone here can help you with that one.

Answer 4

I'm not quite sure what you mean by live with your cousins - are you expecting to move into Windsor and Christmas at Sandringham?  

If you want to move to the UK, you would need to get a visa; generally either a student or work visa.  If you did not get a degree from a British university, you will need to find a job and have your employer sponsor you - but work permits are quite difficult to get.  Once you get a work visa, you must live in the UK for 5 years before you can apply to be a permanent resident/citizen.  

As for your royal connection, everyone in Britain is no more distantly connected that 25th cousins, so it's hardly suprising that you are descended from a member of the royal family illegitimately.  However, this gives you no rights, and I'm guessing it was long enough ago that your "cousins" would have no earthly idea who you are.  Just as an aside, if you do move to the UK, and go around announcing that you're related to the royals, you will be widely pronounced a wanker and we will unrelentingly take the p**s.

Answer 5

Blood-testing