How can I make global temperatures fall by 2.5 degrees by next week?

Question

I want a straightforward way to do this and I want to do it by myself.

Answer 1

Self Hypnosis. At least you can think you've met your goals.

Answer 2

Steal a hundred nuclear bombs and set them off in subtropical regions all over the world.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_win...

Answer 3

Hello,

           Ask GOD.



                                    happy cooling

                                            j z

Answer 4

Turn your AC around in your window and put it on the coldest setting.

Answer 5

Do what Jim Hansen at NASA is doing, constantly change the past and present temperature figures.  Hansen is doing the opposite by changing temperatures to make it warmer.

http://worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PA...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/06/05/...

Answer 6

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