How can I make global temperatures go up by 2.5 degrees by next week?

Question

I need some easy, do it yourself tips.

Answer 1

The military have wanted to do that for years. They have spent millions and the conclusion is it is of no effect.

Answer 2

Dramatically increase fluorocarbon usage to totally destroy the ozone layer.

Answer 3

Burn yourself ! (If this question was asked with sarcasm)

Answer 4

You will need to increase anthropogenic CO2 output by about 400%.  I say go for it, the economy could use the boost, and it has been a bit cool so far this year.

Answer 5

Why would you want to do that?

Answer 6

f**t alot

Answer 7

Rub hands and feet together.  Replace those 11 watt bulbs with 16 watt bulbs.  Pee in the ocean.  Leave computer on.

Answer 8

Watch out, you are going to anger the cult......

Answer 9

Send Al Gore a fat check!!

Answer 10

Raise CO2 to 600 ppm or so.  That will do it.

Hey, I'm not angry.  It was a great straight line.

Answer 11

HAHAHAHAHA *high fives*!!!!!!

Oh yeah, you're gonna get like fifty anti-global warming cuckoos complaining about this!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Set the whole world on fire! ;)