How can I make my cat walk on two feet like us humans do?

Question

I want to learn my cat so we can go to a club together and dance. :D

Answer 1

Did you know that you can train your cat to use the toilet? The late Charles Mingus (jazz) has info on his website. Amazing.

Answer 2

Haha lol you can't :D

Answer 3

First of all, cats have four legs for a reason. Second, I'm pretty sure they would not do well in clubs-- too many people and too loud.

If you're really serious about teaching your cat to walk on two feet, I suggest training it slowly by holding treats and toys above it, then rewarding it as it improves. First work on teaching it to stand well, then to move forward, then work on doing it without the bait.

It probably won't work at all unless you and your cat are very dedicated. Cats aren't like dogs-- they learn slower and are less eager to please.

Answer 4

you can't make a cat to walk on two legs but you can hold his/her two front feet and dance.

Answer 5

I can't even imagine why you would want to do this. Haven't you got anything better to do with your time. How about spending some time finding a girl friend and take her to the club. I'm sure this is a joke question because nobody is that hard up.

Btw    It is teach your cat not learn.

Answer 6

Idea: Go to the clubs and dance with a human.

Cats have better things to do than dance. (ex: Plan world domination, hunt, and eat llamas.)

Answer 7

It's not normal for them to walk this way. You have 2 legs, they have 4.

You'll need to do alot of training but good luck with a cat as they will only do what THEY WANT to do. Just play with your cat and spend quality time with it !  

Answer 8

Awww! that's so cute!

Answer 9

What an odd thing to want to do. Don't you think your cat may freak out over the loud music and lights. How do you know what she wanted to wear?  ;o)