How can I make my home seem uninviting to squatters when I'm on vacation?

Question

Lol I am thoroughly confused!

Answer 1

Get a security system.

Have a neighbor house sit.

buy yellow crime scene tape and run it across your door..lol

Answer 2

You should stock it with Liquor, Wine, and fine Foods, then have me watch your house!!! LuLu and I will do a fine job!!!

(whispering, Par-tey)

Unless of course you're going to somewhere I want to go, then you should take me!!!

Where are you going??

LOL LuLu made a funny...well there's a first for everyone!!!

But seriously you crazy ******, I invited you to come along but as usually you have to hog EVERYTHING....btw. if LuLu is coming, you might want to get more food, her butt is huge...she said so herself..hold on I'll get the link!!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

See I wasn't lying!!!

OH YEAH the Bird incident of 2008...you don't have any birds LuLu could lose do you??

Hey LuLu did you know if you go to Yahoo UK the ****** isn't *****.. LOL

LuLu, we should bring crime scene tape...that might be fun!!!

Answer 3

Purchase timers that turn your lights on. Inform your local police that you are going to be gone and ask them to keep an eye on your property. Notify the Post Office to hold your mail and stop delivery of any newspapers.

Answer 4

uninviting to squirrels you mean?....leave all the nuts outside including Snizz ..but shes right i do the best  house sitting in town just keep a full fridge and take the pets with ya...

whoo oooh Snizz *party at purples house*

Snizz...there is nothing wrong with some cushion for the pushing don't be hating the J-Lo look... i can climb that rope just dont want peeps like YOU checking out the goods....

MY GOSH it was only a few birds that flew away geez my mom got over it..why cant YOU

UK  yahoo dont like me :{ all they do is give me violations and im sweet as can be..