How can I make my new style I created the best ever?

Question

I learned how to master my chi and turn it into lightning bolts at my oppenents. I also learned how to run on water.

Answer 1

Go and spar with goku from dragonball z, then tell us how effective your new 'style' is!

;-)

Answer 2

"Wisdom comes after much study, and many years of contemplation.  Stupidity and ignorance we are born with, and some never progress beyond it."

BTW- it does not surprise me that you do not allow anyone to send email to you. Neither does it surprise me that you have the screen name you use.  Either you lack the first part of my quote, or you excel at the second part.

Answer 3

OOH, Katana!!! You must show me your... "pinkie"!

Oh! WAIT A MINUTE! This guy is talking about his OPPENENTS... Not OPPONENTS!!!

So, how do you turn your chi into lightning bolts at your oppenents?

(read his comments really well)

Answer 4

Whats ur new style called  it wouldnt be TAE CLOWN DO  would it

Answer 5

Everyone knows when you master Chi you throw Chi balls, and fire, not lightning....

I call Shenanigans!

Besides, why throw lightning when you can just make people's internal organs explode?

Amateurs....

Answer 6

I could easily defeat you and your pathetic style using Judomofo's chi enhancement system. I could make youturn into a girl with just my pinkie. Remember that no matter how good you get I will always be better.

Edit- I just realized you are doing it wrong....here is an example of a truly unique troll question. this one took some imagination:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 7

You have to travel to the mountain of fire and ask the martial arts wizard to grant you the knowlege of the forbidden chupacabra.

Answer 8

you may be a good martial artist but chick norris could woop your ***

Answer 9

There is no such thing as ''the best ever''. Just make it and put it to the test.

Answer 10

SHHHHHH You must keep it secret my son let no one know of such knowledge for surely none are worthy to share your secrets.

Do not even speak of or even hint at such divine insight again even on yahoo answers .

PLEASE.