How can I make people believe I'm psychotic and weird? I'll give you a cupcake if you answer!

Question

Heh heh...I'm going to a new school next year and I usually do a pretty good job of being odd (without trying) but what are some extra things I can do?

And is there any way of training my mind to think differantly? Like watching movies about psychotic people or reading books on psychos would put ideas in my mind and start making me think like them?

Haha, thanks! Maybe some random and odd phrases that I could use in an everday conversation would help. (Example: Kid walks up to me and says "Hi!." I say : "______"

*hands you meat cupcake made out of camel fat* yummmmm

Answer 1

Delicious camel fat!

Well I'm pretty good at this, I'm pretty sure though

that if you dedicate your time to obbsessing about the Joker

and pick up plenty of quotes and inside jokes than people

won't get your humor and will think you are pretty crazy...=D

its my method...

Answer 2

Oooh I love cupcakes.

Just pick a disorder, run a search for it on mayoclinic.com; the website will list all of the symptoms, and then you just do those.  You could pretend to have OCD (whenever someone says something that rhymes with "hat", you have to tap your nose twice, then slap yourself on the crotch and yell a word that starts with a Q... or all of society will fall into chaos).  You could research "schizotypal personality disorder" - you'd have to tell people that you have super magical powers and can read people's minds, that you have God-like qualities, that you hate being around people, and that you gain immortality from getting down on your knees and eating grass.  You could develop a tick or a twitch around your classmates, or you could just try breaking normal social boundaries (like the "personal bubble" people have).