How can I move stuff with my mind??

Question

i want to get the remote from the coffee table to my chin. I have no legs or arms.

Answer 1

than how can u type...?

Answer 2

Im sure your lying because...duh your typing and if some is typing for you then they would have no arms or legs cuz it said I HAVE NO ARMS OR LEGS...get off your lazy *** and get the d**n remote.

Answer 3

I do this all the time and its very simple. I say "Honey, I can't reach the remote, could you grab it for me?"

If I am holding the baby, then it works like a charm. She will even change channels for me if I want.

If you mean telekinesis, its not gonna happen.

Answer 4

Thank you so much!!!!!!!! I really needed that laugh for today!!!!!!! But you can call a friend and ask them  to do it for you.

Answer 5

That sucks.  My condolences about your limbs.  PK doesn't exist, so I'm afraid you'll have to change channels with your only remaining appendage.

Answer 6

You know, every once in a while I'll try.  My 8 year old asked what I was doing the other day (had my fingers on my temples) and I told her I was trying to get a pen using my mind.  She asked "why" and I replied "Well, what if I got that power last week and never even tried - I could go my whole life and not know - and waste all that energy when I could just use my mind".

She rolled her eyes and walked off.

;)

Answer 7

Use the Force, Luke.  Try talking to this little green guy named Yoda.  He can help.

Answer 8

then your screwed

Answer 9

guys what if he got someone else to type this for him??????

Answer 10

ok, yeah, squeese your eyes shut and and direct your soal to the remote............... then it will come, just like you are using your flippin sweet brain power to press the friggin keys.

Answer 11

the only stuff you,ll move with your mind, are your limbs and body parts... i think that should be good enough, dont you....

oh sorry you have no legs or arms... well then you are stuck arent you...tie a string to the remote and pull it with your teeth..unless you have no teeth, then just use your mouth to pull on the string~~~~

now you have no legs or arms.. so may i ask you, how are you typing this,...do you have a stick sitting in your mouth, and pushing down on the keys... or are they typing themselves through the power of your thoughts..... power of thoughts work well~~~~ dont run away from us will you !!!

Answer 12

ummmm get someone else to to do it!! :D

ooooooooooooooooooor hmmmmmmmmmmmm

:( .....................aha!!!get mechanical srm and legs!!! oooooooooooooooooh jump down and ur chin will be level with the remote!!!!!!!!! :D

Answer 13

There is a fine line between science and magic.  Get an electoencephlogram sp?  EEG and a modem to modulate your brain wave into binary and remodulate into radio control waves its a start for moving something like a radio controlled car with your mind.  But maybe it will evolve into workable prosthetics.

Answer 14

Get high...you'll swear it happened.

Answer 15

You can't.  Get a monkey.

Answer 16

I am going to presume this is a joke question that is astonishingly inconsiderate to people with physical challenges.

I have included a link for you to information on the American With Disabilities Act as well as a link to the effort by Princeton University to study Psychokinesis if you actually want that information.

Now I suggest you conclude your question immediately because I will report it in a few hours.

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