How can I pass a drug test a week from now after taking multiple drugs recently?

Question

So I'm a massive pot smoker and also recreationally use cocaine, oxycodone, and various benzos. I'm a heavy guy at 280 lbs and am hoping to pass a drug test for a first offenders program. My test is in 6 days and I last smoked pot 4 days ago (which would be 10 days from the test date) and had a little cocaine last night (6 days before the test), as well as a fairly decent amount of oxycodone 4 days ago (also 10 days before the test). How can I ensure I pass my test? Product recommendations would be very helpful!

Please only serious answers. And yes I know to drink a lot of water and urinate, I just know I need way more to cleanse my body.

Answer 1

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Answer 2

Sweet christ all mighty. There's no way your urine will be clean by then. I assume by massive pot smoker, you mean daily or more, which would mean your urine probably isn't going to be clean of THC for a good 6-12 months. The detectability varies significantly, depending on which one it is: you could probably find Klonopin after three weeks, but not find Versed after three days. The cocaine will be gone within about 2-4 days, assuming your kidneys work like a normal person's. The oxycodone is probably gone now, and if it isn't it will be undetectable within a day.

Concur with above, use fake urine. With your own, you're guaranteed to show for THC, and with the various substances you're mixing in, other things could certainly be lingering.

And not to be offensive, or terribly off topic, but perhaps a little help is in order? Most people doing things kind of thing don't last too long.

Answer 3

yo man i feel ur problem im on probation still smoke pot and do other drugs a lot. this is a not very well known secret between growers. so. two hours b4 ur test, take a product called surgel, it's a product used for making jelly put 1 and a half packets in 20 ounces of water, then drink after that drink another 20 ounces of water and eat some real fatty foods. take one p**s b4 ur test then ur good to go.

how this works is the surgel is like jello and it coats ur stomach so no more thc or any other drug is released, the water flushes ur system and the fatty foods make ur body release bile which turns ur pee yellow again.

if u follow my instructions u will pass ur test.

if the surgel tastes too bad, substitute the half pack for a full pack of jello in the flavor of ur choice good luck

Answer 4

You *should* be ok. Cocaine is usually gone from the urine within two to four days, and opiates like oxycodone within three to four days. The benzodiazepines might be cutting it close, with about a week.

I'm not sure if hair testing can be done for cocaine, opiates and benzodiazepines. If it's possible, then the labs could go back up to about 90 days, but hair testing is expensive and uncommon.

Stay clean and you should make it. No special products needed -- the detox products you can buy don't work anyway.

Edit: Oh, forgot the pot. Yeah, that'll also be cutting it close. Daily pot smoking can be detected for up to 30 days.

Answer 5

Make sure the water you drink is tap water. Supposedly the chlorine in tap water will be better at flushing you. I agree that you are likely to fail.

This is not a sermon. I share because I feel your pain & I have been EXACTLY where you are. As I am one who has seriously abused substances in the past, I can tell you that my  life did  not get ANY better until I stopped. I will be the 1st to say I never thought  drugs were my problem. I could not see it until my head had some time to clear. I DID NOT  DO IT ALONE . ASK for help from people that care! Just give it time.

Answer 6

Just use synthetic urine. You may have to drive 2 hours to the nearest big city if you live in a small area that doesnt sell it. I dont know how long it takes to ship it to you so ordering online may not be the best option. I only know about thc and cranberry juice, niacin, and lots of sweating (exercise) will help get that out faster than 6 days but I dont know about oxycodones or the other. But Ive used synthetic for 2 tests and passed. Its unisex and made in a lab and its legal. You just put it in a microwave for 10 seconds then put the heat warmer pad on it to keep it at body temperature.  If someone is going to be watching you the whole time, then a bottle of synthetic isnt going to work too well because they would see you with it. In that case, I would just get one of those home drug test kits from a local pharmacy or online if you think you have time  so you can make sure you are going to pass or if you will need to do more to get it out before the real test and try the tips I gave you about cranberry etc. and hope you pass.