How can I politely tell someone that?

Question

I hope they die a slow and painful death?

Answer 1

tell them in french... the language of love.

Answer 2

I always find that saying it another language always works.

Answer 3

why be polite about it?  Just tell them flat out.

Answer 4

Just tell them to, "Eat S**t and die!!!" that may not be polite, but it is about as polite as that conversation is going to get.  There is no polite way to convey that idea.

Answer 5

Send this to them--

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YsSQoDBK...

Answer 6

With an Email of course....

Answer 7

just go to him/her say hey i wanna tell you somthing very important then say "i hope you die a slow painful death ok!! and byee have a good day" then go do somthing more important

Answer 8

"Excuse me sir.  Please sit down, there's something I'd like to tell you.  Are you comfortable? Good.  Please don't take this the wrong way but I HOPE YOU DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH.  Have a nice day!"

Answer 9

Hire a mime.  Mimes are frustrating.  2 for 1.

Answer 10

Extend your middle finger & I think they'll get the hint.

Answer 11

I keep telling people, if you want to say it politely, just say it with a British accent...

Answer 12

send an e-vite.  just make sure it has happy colors on it.

Answer 13

Semd them one of those lovely gift Ebola cards that says Have a nice Life.

Answer 14

why be polite? just be honest....

Answer 15

In a soothing voice and a smile on your face.

That's how I told my dog he was getting his balls snipped.  It's like he wanted to go to the vet.

Answer 16

I find that saying "Kcuf Off, I-Hope-You-Die-Painfully" works quite well.

Answer 17

Its always good to be blunt and direct to the point.

Answer 18

with a very, very sharp knife? in private?

Answer 19

Finger-paint it on their naked body and make it tickle a little bit. Did you know that death tickles, too?

Answer 20

I hope that the oxygen escapes your capillaries in a slow and painful manner

SteveC

Answer 21

Give them flowers and chocolates and write a poem about how you hope they die.....

Answer 22

Hello and how are you today. i must regret to inform you that i hope that each one of your heart valves explodes and they catch it in time to put in an artafical one but then you catch a staff infection and die from it slowly. Thank and have a nice day. (it's about how you say it.)

Answer 23

there is no polite way to tell some one you want them to die and why would u care anyways if your polite to them

Answer 24

Nothing speaks louder than action....

Answer 25

(please) eat sh*t and die, b*tch (thank you).  

Always use "please" and "thank you" .

Answer 26

show it with a little DIY...x*x

Answer 27

I don't believe that can be said with any well meaning intent, and you can't hide that. There isn't really a polite way.

Answer 28

You simply say "I wish you leprosy"