How can I prepare for the invasion of zombies coming soon?

Question

help I heard zombies are coming soon how can I prepare???????

Answer 1

im gonna get out my micheal jackson "thriller" cd

and dance with the zombies

Answer 2

oh yeah n maybe theyre right behind u

Answer 3

know where the fire axes are located in your office, it will come on handy in case of a zombie outbreak. remember that it will be easier for you to cut the zombie's head with an axe. another way to kill zombies is to burn them... prepare diesel and lighter for that matter. remember to take out the zombie bosses first cause they're smarter...lol

Answer 4

by jumping off a bridge... PS take your brain with you

Answer 5

GUNS,GUNS,GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 6

By getting back on your medications...  

Answer 7

Buy some comfortable running shoes. Test to see if mace or stun guns would work. Maybe you can find some scent they can't stand. Dress up and try to convert them. I heard they fear door-to-door missionairies. You could grease up the sidewalk so they can't follow you.  

Answer 8

Get really leathery so they can't chew through you.  Then you can be like "Muah hah aha ha!  Stupid zombies!" as your mom and neighbors chew on you without success.  I'm pretty sure George Hamilton is safe, he's got to be inedible by now.

But that's just a defensive technique.  You also need a bunch of muzzles, ball gags, and Hannibal Lecter masks.  Zombies are too stupid to remove them (brain was eaten), and they'll be unable to affect others.

Last:  Study up.  George Romero is a good place to start, or perhaps "The Omega Man".  You know, the original "I am Legend"?  And get a grinding wheel so you can sharpen everything: shovels, rakes, dead raccoons, etc.

Good luck, I'll be shambling after you!  (Zombie muah ha ha)

Answer 9

have endless s*x, and let them be a part of you!

Answer 10

crank dat soulja boy

Answer 11

Get

"The Zombie Survival Guide"

By Max Brooks.

Also, World War Z (also by Max Brooks), is a great book, a history of the Zombie Wars.

But as far as just being prepared, "The Zombie Survival Guide" has everything from instructions for putting together a group of skilled future survivors, to supply lists, instructions for selecting a location and building a base, workout plans to get you in shape for travel and zombie battle, and safety tips and plans for getting you to your safe place (you were going to take a car, weren't you?  Horrible idea!  The Guide will explain why).

GL

-one who is Already Prepared

Answer 12

Get some ear plugs, and a Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus cd. I'm pretty sure they'll be getting on their knees and start crawling back to their graves once they hear that...

Answer 13

Hi

keep biting yourself so that you are used to the biting

Answer 14

quickly, buy lots of bullets made to kill zombies.

Answer 15

ur a loser