How can I safely remove a mole from my boyfriend's f******n ...?

Question

without seeing a doctor?

We have no health insurance and he is too scared to see a doctor.

I am a pre-med student and I got an A in my Reliogions of the World class, so i feel pretty confident I can do it.

I know all about sterolizing a paring knife with alcohol ... anything else I need to know?

Thanks u guys.

Answer 1

finger nail clippers with spit as a sterile should do the trick

Answer 2

Tie some dental floss around it and yank the sucker off--

Answer 3

Have him convert to Judaism.

Answer 4

circumcise him

Answer 5

ok..going to the dermatologist isn't that expensive and to get a mole removed isnt that bad. i would recommend going....if you remove it yourself...it could get infected and his whole thing could fall off....and i don't think either of you want that. sooo....i'd go with the doctor. best of luck!

Answer 6

think about where it is and the bleeding that's  going to occur I'd wait till he could have it done professionally

Answer 7

NEVER EVER EVER NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER put a sharp object near a man's p***s.

NEVER

Answer 8

Treat it like a scab. Just rip it off. You're welcome. :)

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Mole free junk

Answer 9

If it is a freckle, then it can be left alone.  If it is a huge mole, i don't know.  I never heard of having moles on your f******n.  

Answer 10

Get some cryogenic lasers kinda expensive but they rent them for a couple hundred bucks at the dermatologist office, I had one removed and I swear the doctor walked in said "turn" I  felt something cold and he was gone less then one minute maybe 45 seconds. Everytime he has to pee it must cost him six hundred bucks.

Duck tape remove warts (no not in the way you're thinking) look it up.

Answer 11

cigar snipper...chop chop

Answer 12

If you can use a vegetable peeler to peel a carrot, I don't see any reason why that would not work peel your beloved's f******n mole.

Answer 13

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Answer 14

Don't cats have pretty rough tongues?

*cries*

Answer 15

You'll need

a porno tape

a belt sander

and a bottle of whiskey

Have him watch the porno, this will cause sweeling of the tissue, making it firm enough to work with. Whilst he is being entertained, whip out the sander, and go to work. After the initial shock, severe language and threats may insue. Take 3 -4 gulps of the whiskey, then smack him in the head with the bottle.