How can I satirize Global Warming and what should I talk about when I write about it being satirized?

Question

Help would be much appreciated! :-)

Answer 1

Stop breathing as this produce carbon dioxide and put a plug on the other end as that produces methane gas. He he he.

Answer 2

Al Gore in a stretch Hummer driving to the airport to fly around the world to promote his book about global warming.

Answer 3

There is so much.

Carbon Credits - The idea is stupid, it's like being allowed to mug someone because you bought a well in Africa.

Record low temperature for this year. January was the coldest since 1932.

With all this information about global warming sciencist don't fully understand how clouds effect it. Surely that's a major area.

The last mini ice age finished in 1850, if we are coming out of an ice age surely the temperature would increase.

Global warming people are increasing the problem of Global warming by planting trees and telling everyone else to as well. Tree release methane which is worse for the enviroment.

If you follow the idea of Global warming people then all plant and animal life should be killed off.

Termites are the largest producers of Green house gasses.

The science is so biased that it contradicts itself. Using the Global warming figures walking produces more CO2 than driving a car!!!!

It's better for the enviroment, CO2 levels, if everyone drove to were they wanted to go instead of using trains.

The dinosaurs must have had alot of industrys going because there CO2 levels were much higher than todays.

Answer 4

Wouldnt you think that warming was caused by the sun?